The spam changed right after New Year’s Eve. For now, no one is offering to give me a longer tool or more staying power. Instead, it’s all weight loss. Everyone has a program, from Rachel Ray to Madonna, with Angelina Jolie somewhere in the mix.
Weight loss. Hm! Let me tell you about weight loss. Surgery will do it every time.
But I’ve been over that. Thing is, I’ve kept it off. And somehow I managed to get through the entire holiday season without eating myself into a stupor, which I normally do, because everywhere you seem to go someone is shoving food at you. …