Okay, it’s April 1st. We all know what that means. I have myself played an occasional prank in years past, but tend not to as a matter of principle.
See, I don’t care much for being teased. Lots of reasons, but a big one has to do with having been not particularly cool for a very significant part of my childhood, which meant not being “in” on a lot of the current really important stuff that all my peers thought was the basis of timeless significance. So I was an easy mark when it came to being tagged in pranks and April Fool’s Day was a big one for being made to feel, well, stupid.…